i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
- americans the other 364 days of the year: america isn't all that great i mean we need to fix a whole lot of shit
- americans on july 4th: AMERI CA YEAH BEER AND FRE E D OM ON THE WIN GS OF A FUC KING EAG LE SUCK IT ENGLAND !!! !
i got 99 problems and all of them are because of this overused joke format
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass